CHECK OUT THIS NEW "PRIVATE" COLLECTION OF FURNITURE. (GET IT? PRIVATE?)

Don't ask me how I came across these classy, refined pieces of furniture. But how can you NOT want to be enveloped in a large cushy pussy? The vagina couch was made by a Bay Area art student and was sold on Craigslist for $600. The rest of these are just a random collection of genitals-inspired pieces. Yes, I know these are crude and tacky, and I generally try to provide more thought provoking fare, but sometimes I just need a good, raunchy laugh. Doesn't everyone?