Monday, May 18, 2009

10 THINGS I'M SICK OF SEEING ON MYSPACE

1. WHEN PEOPLE CHANGE THEIR PROFILE NAME TO SUIT THEIR MOODS: Changing your name on MySpace every couple of days is ridiculous. It makes it hard for me to find you amongst my friends because the first letter in your name is always changing. That's what your status update & mood updates are for.

2.PEOPLE POSTING THEIR BEEFS ON THEIR STATUS AND PAGE: Your status says something to the effect of, "I don't care what a bitch say I'm on my own shit. Fuck all these hatin ass bitches." If you didn't care what they thought you wouldn't take the time & effort to post about it. Grow up.

3. WRiiTInn aLl yOurr sHiiT lYke Diis

4. LABELING PHOTOGRAPHS WITH CONCIETED PHRASES: Stop labeling your albums and pics with captions like, "Oh yeah. I know I'm the shit." or, "I'm badder than all you hoes." If you were, you wouldn't have to say so. If you do this you probably AREN'T cute or have low self-esteem.

5. PHOTOSHOPPING THE HELL OUT OF ALL YOUR PICS AND THEN BRAGGING HOW GOOD YOU LOOK: I have no problem with a little photo artistry. But to blur your face over, lighten the hell out of it and then brag about how fine you are, is dumb. If you were so good looking you wouldn't have to alter your pics to the point of obscurity.

4. POSTING PICS OF YOURSELF WITH ILLEGAL ITEMS: Seriously, posing with illegal paraphenilia is a sad attempt at being hard. If you were really a thug you wouldn't be dumb enough to take pics with your drugs or guns because a real criminal wouldn't want incriminating evidence all over the internet where anyone could see. Duh. Makes you look fake.

5. POSTING A STRING OF RIDICULOUSLY SIMILAR IMAGES OF YOURSELF: This one drives me nuts. PICK ONE PIC AND PUT IT UP. I am tired of seeing 14 pics of you in your car each one only different from the last by a few degrees. I have provided and example:

6.OVERUSE OF NEW SLANG CATCH PHRASES: "Check my fresh", "You like my swagg", "I'm on some grown shit", "I love my haters", "On my own shit", "I go", "Get like me".....Seriously people. This makes you sound ignorant and why would you want to sprinkle your pages with the same lines that are on every one elses. Get some individuality. Post something that actually has personal meaning.

7.YOU TRYING TO ASK ME OUT OR GET FRESH WITH ME EVEN THOUGH PICS OF MY FIANCEE ARE EVERYWHERE ON MY PAGE.

8.YOU TRYING TO ASK SOMEONE OUT WHEN PICS OF YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER ARE ALL OVER YOUR PAGE.

9. USING DESIGNER BRANDS TO DECORATE YOUR PAGE: I am tired of seeing Gucci backgrounds and Manolo art all over the pages of people who have never owned a designer item in their lives. It's a sad attempt of trying to look like you have money. Those of us who actually buy designer items don't flaunt the fact all over our pages. It's always the brokest person that does this and it makes you look cheap.

10. USING MYSPACE AS A PLATFORM TO DEFEND YOUR POSITION WITH YOUR UNFAITHFUL MAN: I see lots of women who are involved with a man that they and everyone else knows is a cheater. They attempt to defend themselves by posting excessive amounts of pics with this guy all with captions like, "Yeah bitch he's mine, or "You see where he's at. With me!" Just the fact that you have to post statements like these lets me know that he's actually community property. It's even sadder when women display on their profile or in their blogs things like, "All you hoes are just sideline hoes but he comes home to me every night.".... (sigh).



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